I think Pedophiles should get with Innocent looking midgets
That's right! . So it's not the most politically correct thing to say, fuck em! My theory will pretty much kill two birds with one stone. Let me break it down for you:Pedophiles: They're attracted to little fragile innocent people, usually (always) in the form of children. They're most likely not attracted to the age of the person, but the fact that they are bigger and stronger and have more control over them. Pedophiles are the lowest of the lowest among our societies' ranking, but my theory may raise them a few notches..
Midgets: or little people, or dwarfs, whatever the fuck you want to call these social rejects; they have it tough. I mean fuck, I asked my friend the other night if she would have sex with a little dude, and she was like she couldn't because she'd just start laughing her ass off. With his little short arms trying to grapple you, I can see her point. They want to get laid just as much as everyone else though, but it just aint easy for them.
Midgets pretty much look like children. Which can be very advantageous for them. Not only an they get into the movies at half price, they can shop for clothing at youngworld and Gap kids. The only thing they're missing is a good healthy relationship.
Theory: This aint rocket science people. You put one and one together and you just fixed two major problems in our world. Pedophiles aren't targetting our children anymore, and the little people of our world are having more sex than they ever dreamed of. This is better than the Save the Children Foundation.
There should be an organization set up immediately to get this thing in motion. Something along the lines of "Little People Beds for Peds" or LPBP. This is nobel prize worthy shit people, spread the word on your blogs today!
And if your a little person who also happens to be a ped, you're fucking screwed! posted by psychobabbler @ 1:42 PM
