Friday, August 19, 2005

For you and for me and the entire human race

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You know, the pocket edition to the Idiot's guide to oral sex is the most useful book I ever bought. There are so many incidences when I'm out and I come across an opportunity to have oral sex. Since I'm no expert in this area, I just whip out my handy dandy pocket guide, read up on the pointers and I'm on my way! The ladies don't mind me pausing in between because I'm a pretty fast reader and they know they'll benefit from my advancing lessons. When it's my turn to receive, I just give the book to her and wait patiently for a few minutes. Sharing, it's what life is about.

posted by psychobabbler @ 4:39 PM