Geeks Gone Wild
I have no freaking clue. I'm making this up as I go along. It's probably only funny in my head. I also am posting it at 4:00 am, so keep that in mind too!Geek 1: Hey you know a good place to leech off a fast connection?
Geek 2: There's this coffee shop in melville that has a wicked fast wi-fi connection.
Geek 3: That's an hour from here.
Geek 2: But just think about our latency speeds when we play warcraft
Geek 3: Maybe we'll win this time!
Geek 1: Haha yeah right
Geek 2: How will we get there though?
Geek 3: We could take the bus
Geek 1: I spent all my money on Pop rocks
Geek 3: No offense Geek 2 but maybe you could pretend you're retarded.
Geek 2: Very funny wiseguy, what's the point? do retards get on for free?
Geek 1: *shrugs*
Geek 3: They should, they have a hard enough life as it is!
Geek 1: Okay I got it!. Geek 2 you start arguing with the bus driver, and we'll sneak through the back.
Geek 3: Haha *snort* that's a nifty diversion!
Geek 1: I got the idea from scene 643 of Return of the king
Geek 3: So will you do it Geek 2
Geek 2: Okay, but you owe me for this.
To be continued.... or will it....just wait and see.....but maybe you shouldn't wait, because maybe it won't happen and then you'll be waiting for a really long time...or maybe not.
Brought to you by Pop Rocks. Once you Pop you can't stop!
Hey that's my slogan!Why so it is, can I use it? I actually have the word pop in my nameI'll let you have it this one time, if you promise to touch me in my private areaWell that just came out of left field. Fine there I did it.
*giggles* Oh, once you pop you know you can't stop!You're a sick motherfucker!
